Funny but True -- What happens after the Wedding

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded  from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall  system performance --particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,  which operated flawlessly under

Boyfriend 5.0.

  

In addition, Husband 1.0  uninstalled many other valuable programs,such as Romance 9.5 and Personal  Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning  2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these  problems, but to no avail. 

 

What can I do?

 

Signed,  Desperate

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Dear  Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment  Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. 

Please enter the command:  "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause  Husband 1.0 default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. 

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 

(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). 

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These  are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary,  Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot  learn new applications quickly. 

You might consider buying additional software  to improve memory and performance. 

We  recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie  7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

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